A pretty big predicament

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn'd. Well said William! His life must have been pretty miserable, and I stand by his mantra. Putting things in perspective, I think fathers should first teach their sons a thing or two about the wrath of women before even enticing them with the birds and the bees. To begin with, there was never any pot of gold in those panties anyway. Before I continue, I would first like to make a disclaimer that any resemblence of my topic has nothing to do with recent events or occurances are purely coincidental but not fictional, it just so happens so that I too have had similar experiences. And trust me when i repeat the sentence "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorn'd". That, my friend, is in BOLD.

For those who would like a 101 lesson, lets put it this way, don't open Pandora's box. (If you need to know what it is, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandora's_Box). The temptation is great, the rewards may seem seductive, but the consequences dire. Very similar to the story, even if you do one day find the ultimate reason to open the lid, please have the sanity to keep some HOPE left. Here's why I say this. Scientifically, woman are more emotional creatures, so when their hearts take over their brains it is difficult to make sense out of reasoning. In engineering terms, there is a short circuit which means nothing goes thru the logical thought process. The end product would mean anything ranging from a heated argument to being burnt alive. Do not get me wrong, for I am not discounting the fact that women are an integral part of our lives, or hinting that we should become homosexuals. Just don't in any way think of any means to provoke any of them. Like they say on TV, dont try this at home.